Policeman is a customer the player can recruit through the BADPIE.
Self-talkings[]
Going to order[]
- Don’t distract me. I’m eating
- Need help? Help yourself
- I’m busy.
- My superior? I don’t have one.
- Admire my valiant look!
Starting to eat[]
- I think I saw a noodly dude!
- Edible flower, or cannibal flower?
- Alert at all times
- I sense something invisible around me.
- I’m seeing people all weird. Guess I should see a doctor.
Being angry[]
- Pompous! You should serve me first!
- Dare to let me starve?!
- How rude!
- It’s illegal to make me wait!
- You will pay for this!
Being resold[]
- How dare you! Not letting you slide next time
- Get out of my way. Wanna get shot?
- It’s a total waste of my time.
- Try arresting me
- Fading into the shadow… I allow you to indulge in my perfect silhouette.
Stages[]
| Levels | Meal | Money per meal | Checkout time | Digest time | Resell |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 Level 1 |
|
740 - 745 
|
40s | 2m5s | 1236
|
 Level 2 |
 
|
888 - 893
|
40s | 2m5s | 1483
|
 Level 3 |
 
|
1065 - 1070
|
40s | 2m5s | 1779
|
 Level 4 |
  
|
1278 - 1283
|
40s | 2m5s | 2134
|
 Level 5 |
 
|
1533 - 1538
|
40s | 2m5s | 2560
|