Turban Guy

Turban Guy
Eternally Satisfied	818 - 989

Turban Guy is a customer you can recruit through the BADPIE.

Self-talkings

Normal

• Sticky me, softie you
• Poetry. My love. Fast food! Can't stop!
• Praise the food!
• What to have for lunch? An eternal question.
• What to have for dinner? A perpetual question.
• What to have for a late snack? A remitting question.
• What pursuits are more noble than poetry and good food?
• Delicious food inspires me!
• Overflowed with inspiration!
• My soul is merging with poetry and food.
• My questions are no more.

Starving

• Hunger is sad like my fallen tears, sigh...
• Hunger is tragic like autumn leaves, sigh...
• Hunger is pure like winter snow, sigh...
• We die in hunger, the saddest thing.
• Hunger is transcending. Bring me with you, lord of hunger!
• $%&*(!Q@#$&*@#

Stages

Levels	Meal	Money per meal	Checkout time	Digest time	Resell
Level 1	Super Mercury Pump	87 - 91	{{{checkout1}}}	{{{digest1}}}	145
Level 2	Super Mercury Pump  Tofu Fermenter	104 - 108	{{{checkout2}}}	{{{digest2}}}	174
Level 3	Prime Mercury Pump  Tofu Fermenter	124 - 128	{{{checkout3}}}	{{{digest3}}}	207
Level 4	Prime Mercury Pump Adv. Tofu Fermenter	148 - 152	{{{checkout4}}}	{{{digest4}}}	247
Level 5	Divine Mercury Pump Adv. Tofu Fermenter	177 - 181	{{{checkout5}}}	{{{digest5}}}	296